8 Reasons You Shouldn’t Listen To Song Lyrics For Help With Your Love Life

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The Frisky tells you what's wrong with the sex advice in "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and seven other songs .

"Sexy Bitch"

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She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore I'm trying to find the w...

"Hello"

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Because I haven't posted for a while, Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics took it upon himself to do my work for me. He does a great job of de...
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"Like A G6"

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Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin sizzurp in my ride, in my ride, like Three 6 ...

"Do-Re-Mi" and "Chicago"

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The wonderful Sheldon comic strip takes on "Do-Re-Mi" and "Chicago" . Now excuse me while I go dance with my wife...

"Waterfalls"

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Don't go chasing waterfalls Please stick to the rivers And the lakes that you're used to Chuck Klosterman does my work for me in his...

"Before He Cheats"

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I dug my key into the side
 Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive 
Carved my name into his leather seat 
I took a Louisville slugger ...

"TiK ToK"

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Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now, the dudes are l...
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The Worst Lyrics of the Decade

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Hey, while I've totally fallen down on the job of bringing you the lousiest lyrics around, the Village Voice picks up the slack: Take a ...

"Send Me An Angel"

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Send me an angel Send me an angel Right now Right now Wait a minute, just whom do you think you're talking to? You can't order God a...