"Sugar, We're Goin' Down"

Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

Time for a periodic reminder that I'm not just picking on songs I dislike here. I try to be fair-minded and point out when songs I really enjoy have lines that make me cringe. And it doesn't get more cringeworthy than "Wishing to be the friction in your jeans". Well, almost. Discovering that those are the lyrics when one is in the middle of karaoke-ing it, that's worse. (Fortunately, I recovered.)